So I still haven't saved the world. Yet.

Anyone who has followed my blog for any significant amount of time is aware of the fact that I separated from my husband in December of last year. Well before I got in to the whole schpeel let me give you a quick timeline of the last 9 months of my life mmmk?

December 27,2008-Bill(husband) and I separate.

December 31,2008-First date with Donnie(boyfriend)

January 5,2009-Tell Donnie I still love my husband and I want him back. Bill moves back in.

January 7,2009- WHOA what the fuck was I thinking, I cant be married to this man. Bill moves out. Back together with Donnie

February 28,2009- Donnie and I just aren't working out. Still love my husband, going to give it one more shot.

March 13,2009- Marriage fails once again and Bill moves back out. Back with Donnie.

March 27,2009- Move in to a cozy little home in the city with Donnie and our children.

March-August- Aside from here and there arguments things are seemingly well for Donnie and I.

And that takes us to the present, HOLY SHIT. Wait, are you still here. Take a xanax, It may help with the overwhelming urge you are getting to call the Jerry Springer show right now. ANYWAY, Donnie and I have decided to separate. we are still TOGETHER but we are living separately for right now. We both have some things that we need to work on but we need to work on those things alone, that way when we do eventually move back in together things are far less hectic.

So,yes, now I am living in my parents home that they so graciously opened to Sophia and I and I am thankful to them for that. And lucky YOU, I will be writing SO much more now that I have a WORKING computer. You're jumping for joy, like literally, right now aren't you? Right on.

Oh, and PS. My divorce is final on September 22nd. I expect bottles of Jack Daniels and xanax to arrive at my door as celebratory gifts. Mmmk Thanks.

She is back

OK but for real this time. Yeah yeah yeah I know, Ive said that before. I cant even begin to tell y'all how this year has been. INSANE.. But I made some MAJOR changes in my life, for the better, and through those changes I will be able to get back to my true passion, BLOGGING! But Its 2:25am here in St Louis right now SO I will be back tomorrow with a super fun update on where the fuck I have been all these months. Make sure you bring the coffee BC you will need it! Until then lovies!

wooooweeeee what a year so far.

Ok, so first of all let me say that I am freaking THRILLED to be sitting here posting this! I have missed blogging with a passion and I am happy to say I finally have WI-FI in my home.

Now, for the updates (you might want to pack a lunch and take a seat bc there are about a bazillion of them!) First and foremost. Yes, my husband and I are still separated and I have one speedy divorce lawyer so in about,eh, a month (give or take a week) I shall be free of that son of a bitch divorced. Break out the champagne and the party hats folks, Its finally a reality! OK so anyways...

Hmm...Me, so much going on with me. Shortly after Bill and I separated I began dating Donnie. I met him through a company that I was a customer of. Aside from a few bumps in the road we are still going stronger than ever and we live together with his two children and Sophie in St Louis City. We have a gorgeous little place that we can call our own. Right now I am honestly happier than I have been in as long as I can literally remember. Oh! Ive also lost 43 lbs. WOOT! I can finally say it, I have a hot ass! Ha!

Oh my gosh, I feel like there is so much to catch up on that I cant even think straight and I know I am leaving soooo sooo much out.

Lets see... Sophie. Sophie is doing absolutely amazing! She is making strides that I never saw coming 6 months ago. Aside from severe hypotonia and a double internal tibial torsion she has completely caught up developmentally and continues to amaze me every single day.

Now obviously I couldnt come back without a plethora of pictures right?

Me,Because you know you missed my smiling face.


Donnie and I


Sophie


Donnie, Ceira and Devin



we're beautiful right? haha


So thats that. Im back and Im freaking thrilled about it. Today is my "Awww yay Im back" day. Tommorow is a new day. Lots of reviews to post and more to come! Stay tuned!!!

Takin you back

Waaaaay Back. I had some fun over at Yearbook Yourself. Take a look. Fun stuff.

Heather, Class of 1952



Bill, Class of 1982

Rock the vote for a chance to win a Wii!!!!!

Trisha Haas, of MOMDOT is once again having some fun on her blog! Trisha is participating in Classy Mommy's popularity contest in which the winner receives a....wait for it.....Wii!!!!!

Being the bloggy goddess that she is, Trisha has vowed that if she wins the Wii she will give it to one of her lucky readers! Schweeet! So help Trisha win the Wii! Head HERE and vote for Trisha and then head over HERE and comment on the post that you voted. your comment is your entry. If Trisha wins she will Random.org the comments.

I voted so,you, go NOW!

Do you hide behind your blog?

Ok so as Im sure most of you know, the blogosphere has been full of the dramz lately. Can I for one say IM OVER IT. I don't partake in ANY of the bullshit. But I see it happen and a friend of mine has been personally attacked by bloggers, almost on a daily basis.

Let me say this. Any woman who is shallow enough to HIDE behind a computer screen obviously needs to pick up a few hobbies BC not only is it childish, its SAD. Its sad that some people have nothing better to do with their time than to devote their day to TRYING to make someone miserable, personally attacking and downright stalking them. I get so damn sick of reading a blog that, although no names are mentioned, downright bashes someone. I get sick of hopping on Twitter to see what my bloggy buddies are up to and I see nothing but straight bitchiness and hateful comments.

COME ON. We are grown ass women here. I may not be involoved in this shit but Ive spent the week watching a good friend of mine be personally attacked and talked shit on all over the net and its RIDICULOUS.

Trisha, I know you, I know you arent letting this shit get to you. Keep your head up mama! Oh and by the way, I totally voted for you ;)

Awesome site you must check out!

If your a mom blogger and you haven't yet heard about the new(ish) site Mommy Ranks, Pay attention! Mommy Ranks is an awesome networking site in which you are able to submit blog posts and contests in which other members can vote on! This site is a fantastic way to gain blog exposure and also a way to find fun new blogs to read. So check it out today! I know you'll love it!

My bloggers anonymous award!

Hi. My name is Heather and I need bloggers anonymous. Why you ask? Trisha over at MOMDOT posted this post that made me realize I'm a blogging FANATIC. and guess what? I LOVE IT. Wouldn't change a thing about my addiction hobby!

The 15 Reasons Heather needs bloggers anonymous:

1) I start referring to my blogging buddies in conversations with my real life friends and assume they know who I am talking about.

2) I tweet, kirtsy, stumble upon, digg, plurk, myspace, ning, and facebook all day long….and still have time to set my posts

3) I stalk my stats more then once a day

4) I get excited when 2 people comment on a post and if more then 5 do, I start to hyperventilate.

5) You play more then one MEME a week.

6) I have ever talked to a blogger on the phone-that I have never met.

7) I are secretly happy when something dramatic happens during the day so I can blog it.

8)I know where all the major graphic sites are online (istockphoto)

9) I have given advice to ANOTHER blogger on how to blog.

10) I think statements like “Blog You” are funny.

11) When my child has broken into my makeup/fridge/cabinet/underwear drawer, instead of removing them from the situation, I grab the camera to document it for my blog.

12) I get excited when someone links your blog on their blogroll.

13) I think I'm cool if my entrecard costs more then 125 points.

14) I get more then 2 packages a week in the mail and my child is starting to think the post man is Santa Claus.

15) Instead of buying a new product, I ask for a “review” from the company.

(Credit to Trisha for the 'why I need bloggers anonymous' list)