Ho-ly hell. Are y'all ready for this?
Ok. So. I went this morning and voted. After I voted I went to the grocery store to get some stuff to make breakfast. I got 2 gallons of milk, sausage, biscuits, eggs and a 12 pack of soda. I get home and I am carrying all of this stuff to the door right? Well, I was wearing drawstring pants and they started to slip down a little. Now obviously I had both hands full so, I try hiking them up with my pinkie. They stay up for like a hot minute. And then it happened.
I get to the top of the stairs and right there there are 2 of my neighbors standing shooting the breeze. MY PANTS FALL TO MY ANKLES. Now, (TMI) I had on no underwear! so here I am, both hands full, hauling groceries standing completely nekkid from the waist down face to face with my 60 something neighbors.
I DROP the groceries and pick up my pants, apologizing profusely. What did they say, you ask? They said "Eh, It happens." IT HAPPENS???? NO! It does NOT happen! That's like totally and utterly embarrassing and i swear to you I am never leaving this house again.
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16 comments:
OMG My mouth just hit my keyboard...that's some funny stuff...but I'm also sorry it happened, I'm sure you were mortified....next time...put on some undies. ;-) LOL
I have been laughing my ass off about this all fucking day!! hahahaha i am very sorry it happened tho, it had to be very embarrassing! and you're right, it doesn't happen!
p.s. you have an award to pick up from my blog!
WOW! That is quite the story and your neighbors will never forget you :) Oh my,oh my...so sorry that happened to you, but thanks for sharing because it is pretty darn funny!
that's hilarious and right out of a desperate housewife episode :)
Oh.my.gosh. I am SO sorry, but I absolutely cannot stop laughing. Better you than me, honey! ;)
I'd be willing to bet your neighbors enjoyed the show. Probably the most excitement they've had in years!
ROFL! Oh my goodness! I am dying laughing over here. I would have been mortified too! But honestly, what could you do about it?
Oh no!
Their response is too funny!!
OMG!! LOL Too funny I would have been embarrassed but at the same time running the other direction.
omg :o
time to move?? ya i wouldnt leave the houseagain! LOL
That is one fabulous story. I'm jealous it's not mine. Maybe I'll pretend.
OMG...that is pretty funny (in hindsight). Glad you shared with your bloggy friends. Sorry that it happened, though.
OMG...this gave me a rip-roaring laugh. Hubby got a kick out of this. Definitely one for the history books!
LOL!!!! At least they were nonchalant about it and didn't add to your embarrassment by staring at your
Yikes.
What did your neighbours say?
How embarrasing ;-)
You said they were in their 60s?!?! That's probably the most "action" they've seen in a while! =oD~
Oh you poor thing!! That is funny though! That's one of the best blog posts I've read in while! LOL
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