Tuesday, November 4, 2008
Eh, It happens
Ho-ly hell. Are y'all ready for this?
Ok. So. I went this morning and voted. After I voted I went to the grocery store to get some stuff to make breakfast. I got 2 gallons of milk, sausage, biscuits, eggs and a 12 pack of soda. I get home and I am carrying all of this stuff to the door right? Well, I was wearing drawstring pants and they started to slip down a little. Now obviously I had both hands full so, I try hiking them up with my pinkie. They stay up for like a hot minute. And then it happened.
I get to the top of the stairs and right there there are 2 of my neighbors standing shooting the breeze. MY PANTS FALL TO MY ANKLES. Now, (TMI) I had on no underwear! so here I am, both hands full, hauling groceries standing completely nekkid from the waist down face to face with my 60 something neighbors.
I DROP the groceries and pick up my pants, apologizing profusely. What did they say, you ask? They said "Eh, It happens." IT HAPPENS???? NO! It does NOT happen! That's like totally and utterly embarrassing and i swear to you I am never leaving this house again.