Friday, August 29, 2008

If there is one thing you never want your mother-in-law to mention

It's your sex life.

So some of you have heard stories of my mother-in-law. Those of you who haven't, she is a one of a kind kook. I love the woman dearly but she is out of her damn mind.

So, she calls the other day and says she wanted to stop by and see Sophie. OK, fine, whatever. So she comes over and says she has something for Bill. She....she handed him 3 cialis tablets. What in the fuck? Seriously? Did she actually just give my husband,her SON, a handful of erectile dysfunction tablets? She says to him, "Now I don't know if you are having any issues but your dad was and these pills have made him a phenomenal lover".

I just started laughing my ass off. I mean seriously, WTF?



Jill said...

Holy crap! Who does that? And eww... who wants to hear about their parents/ILs' love life.

sassy2 said...

Isn't it amazing the things they will say. Mine asked me what I was using for birth control after I gave birth to my twins. She also discussed her husband's erectile dysfunction due to his medication and how she really needed more than he could give. TMI!!!!!!!!

Karen of Sillymonkeez said...

LOL!! I guess some people just don't have any boundaries.

I don't know why, but this reminds me of the time my grandmother pulled me aside and told me not to have sex while I was breastfeeding because the semen will get passed through the breastmilk. 8P

Karen of the MomDot Street Team

lonestar818 said...

Wow, I am glad to say that is one thing that's never come up... and hope it never does! I would NOT be able to contain my laughter if it did. Yikes!

Kim @ What's That Smell? said...

I'm not sure I could ever look her in the eye again! And your husband...this is his he used to this kind of behavior or was he completely grossed out???

JLT6907 said...

yeah i totally agree...your sex life with your husband should be kept private from your parents and inappropriate!!!