I did NOT just do that

Seriously, how does someone run ones self over with their own shopping cart?

I was leaving the grocery store this afternoon and after I put all of my bags in the car I was walking the cart to the cart return when my husband text messaged me. I grab my phone out of my pocket and continued pushing the cart. Well, Apparently this cart has a funky wheel and the wheels turned and I couldn't turn it back.So, I turned and in doing that SOMEHOW I managed to run myself over! The thing fricking knocked me down. Although, I never did drop my phone.

So the moral of this story is: Do not attempt to text message and push a grocery cart.

Maybe I should just blame Bill. He IS the one who texted me afterall....